Privacy Policy

We Won’t Steal Your Sh*t, You Won’t Steal Our Sh*t.

By Esquire Roy Cohn, Personal Attorney to the Devil. 

Who we are

Isn’t it obvious.  Next Question

Comments

Keep it Brief: We use the third party social platform Twitter for all comments and communication. So ask them what they do with your sh*t. Next

Media

Really?!  We just told what we do with communication. 

Cookies

Pastry?  Oh, my employers have informed me they use the privacy invader known as Google Analytics to address traffic coming into the site. 

Embedded content from other websites

Video: If, God forbid, we embed video from the conspiracy riddled YouTube or the uppity  video platform Vimeo, these websites may feel inclined to collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website. So good luck with all that.

 

Who we share your data with

The Devil. 

How long we retain your data

Really?  Since we don’t carry personal data on this website…

What rights you have over your data

I’m done.